I'd quite honestly rather invite Corbyn Eta - so long as he leaves his pager at home (View Post)

I'm having grilled hostages with onion gravy and cheesy mustard mash for dinner (View Post)

I caught up with Return Of The Sausages this morning I decided to Google 'types of sausage' to help me come up with an original pun I got as far as 'types o' and 'f sausage' came up as the suggestion… (View Post)

I've replaced the scrunched up newspaper in my walking shoes five times and they're still not dry (View Post)

I thought it sufficiently good to match your lyrical TRUSS, bourbons are shit, Pie sounds like a bellend, prose (View Post)