I hear Boris and Carrie only "attended" the party to break it up and send everybody home. (View Post)

I've assumed each garden party attendee was a 7ft circle - a 1ft circle for the person (very low, I know, but better than 0ft) with a 3ft social distance around, and used the 100ft x 30ft garden… (View Post)

I confidently predicted that they wouldn't let Djokovidiot in. I hope they still throw him out. I gather the immigration minister who can still do so is called Alex Hawke. Hawke: I rule out. (View Post)

No. Like I said it's fifty fifty; it's a panda. But when you open the box it's already died. (View Post)

That's obviously fifty fifty. (View Post)