How much does a near immediate, and forever, £100m pa L on a company's P&L statement affect its value? I think Royal Mail might be bankrupt by this stupid employment tax I guess it'll make it che… (View Post)

I really can bend over I just checked; I can still, without warming up, bend over from standing, with my legs straight, and put my hands flat on the floor and my head between my knees Do you think I'… (View Post)

Just seen a message on the Marlborough town Facebook group; "Hi where can I get 2 young female guinea pigs from locally please" I've replied; "It's sounds like you want to experiment o… (View Post)

One penny off a pint of beer was really taking the piss I'm glad it didn't go up, even though I don't often drink in pubs, but one penny off? What's the fucking point? (View Post)

Just found out that my cousin's funeral is two weeks from Friday The last time I saw Tom was at his sister's funeral a few years ago. I'd just done a reading at the service, and he told me that I'd &… (View Post)