Three weeks from now I'll hopefully have finished my first day marathon walk, with fifteen to follow over the next nineteen days I'll be so pleased if I can complete it in time (View Post)

Definitely safer, but not nearly so catchy (View Post)

Verb capon (third-person singular simple present capons, present participle caponing, simple past and past participle caponed) (transitive) To castrate; to make a capon of. https://en.wiktionary.org/… (View Post)

I didn't realise that Frenchmen in berets cycling around the UK (mostly Wales, so they could speak Breton) selling onions - Onion Johnnies - was actually a real, common thing. No wonder I grew u… (View Post)

He didn't declare the spending properly He's being Caponed (View Post)