Everyone knows only PB likes matter. (View Post)

Still sitting on an unmoved plane. They just told us that “the paperwork should be sorted in ten to fifteen minutes” which is really encouraging.. luckily I’ve made friends with the twenty year old g… (View Post)

I guess one of the advantages to Ryanair’s business model is that their reputation is already toilet level. Complaints on social media won’t make any difference. I’m on the plane now and they’ve just… (View Post)

I’ve been chatting to a chap from Bristol (at least he can get home easily!) who is here with his little toddler. He brought two spare nappies, already filled. They couldn’t help him get any more. I … (View Post)

They claimed, four (edit five) hours ago, that there was a piece of paper in the engine. They said they needed an engineer to come from Barcelona. (View Post)