Parish properly pummelled Pole in 2019. (View Post)

True. But I’m not sure what that’s got to do with my alliterative innuendo! (View Post)

I’m gardening to pay for my board and lodgings for a few days. I’m staying with an old mate and he needs to get things planted in his vegetable patch. I’m on my third 16ft potato trench of the evenin… (View Post)

Well, I can barely remember the journey out. Though that might have something to do with the amount of alcohol I’ve consumed in the meantime! (View Post)

Not quite.. my flight ended up arriving in Bristol eight hours late. Two and a half of those were spent in the plane on the ground in Girona. When they finally came round with their “food” trolley, a… (View Post)