Did you hear about the Englishman, the Scotsman and the Pakistani in the maternity ward waiting toom? They're all three obviously, anxiously waiting for news. The maternity sister comes in looki… (View Post)

I can't believe we haven't come up with a new name for rape seed. I'm slightly amused to discover that it comes to English from the Latin 'rapum', which means turnip. (View Post)

Something I only realised the other day, suede means Sweden. It comes from the French "gants de Suède" (gloves of Sweden) (View Post)

Sadiq has been to America. To meet ganja. (View Post)

Aside from the fact that £50 divided by 170 meals is just under 30p per meal, not 30p per day.. Other than the bad maths, I agree with him. (View Post)