I just smile a lot and try to speak the best French I can; I’m a long way from fluent, but it seems that I can just about coherently convey the meaning intended. And they all love my ancient “Marlbor… (View Post)

So I started my walk yesterday, and was a bit disappointed by my pace. I’d hoped to walk 27 miles to La Roche Bernard, but by 2pm I’d only managed to go just over 11 miles I stopped for a beer, and t… (View Post)

Your last job at your previous job was a dirty job (View Post)

They had to make sure that the Prime Minister had sufficient security clearance to be told that he’d appointed someone he knew to be a dodgy git? (View Post)

So you did invent a shagging party attended by Boris. I’m glad you’ve clarified in your weaselly way (View Post)