About this time last week, towards the end of a twelve and a half hour shift, I strode extremely confidently into a low black metal gate on my route. I knew that it was there; I've opened it at … (View Post)

You're right I've got to be careful with this stuff, but I'm extremely confident that it's a made-up name or a typo. I've delivered to the house a few times before and never … (View Post)

Had to deliver a parcel to this lady earlier Very disappointed that Mrs Dyldo wasn't in; I really wanted to see what she looks like (View Post)

Even then I give them a big smile and do my best to deliver their mail. And if they turn out to be really nice people, despite their despicable obstacles, then I hate them a lot less (View Post)

People I now hate: Bastards with snappy/stiff letterboxes. If you have a snappy outer flap, a thick rug in between, and a stiff inner flap, then I hate I hate your Mum as well. Arseholes with below k… (View Post)