I'm surprised that nobody objected to me grilling the hostages; surely they must be fried before we can have peas? (View Post)

He is still the same man who took his press team to John Lewis so he could point at wallpaper; he just takes himself more seriously these days (View Post)

I'd quite honestly rather invite Corbyn Eta - so long as he leaves his pager at home (View Post)

I'm having grilled hostages with onion gravy and cheesy mustard mash for dinner (View Post)

I caught up with Return Of The Sausages this morning I decided to Google 'types of sausage' to help me come up with an original pun I got as far as 'types o' and 'f sausage&#… (View Post)