@GlennyRodge Pretend you’re a member of the UK government by pointing to your arse and saying it’s your elbow. https://twitter.com/GlennyRodge/status/1580269145991487488 (View Post)

Hurricane Ian sounds like a pussy. They should have called it Hurricane Ivan edit - or Ivana! (View Post)

Imagine what the lead must be among unsuperficially brown women (View Post)

@Leon I met a 96 year old chap on my round today who said he’d met Princess Elizabeth when she was training for the ATS. He’s half deaf, half blind (and waiting for a cataract operation), but was coo… (View Post)

Skin colour almost defines superficiality, meaning etymologically "of the surface" (View Post)