He is still the same man who took his press team to John Lewis so he could point at wallpaper; he just takes himself more seriously these days (View Post)

I'd quite honestly rather invite Corbyn Eta - so long as he leaves his pager at home (View Post)

I'm having grilled hostages with onion gravy and cheesy mustard mash for dinner (View Post)

I caught up with Return Of The Sausages this morning I decided to Google 'types of sausage' to help me come up with an original pun I got as far as 'types o' and 'f sausage&#… (View Post)

I've replaced the scrunched up newspaper in my walking shoes five times and they're still not dry (View Post)