@GBNEWS A poll of over 4,200 GB News viewers says Die Hard is a Christmas film, with 66% of respondents voting in favour of the Bruce Willis film being a festive classic. https://twitter.com/GBNEWS/s… (View Post)

I'm surprised you missed the obvious analogy to your specialist subject. Poor wee lemming Scotland being held by the Evil English Empire just too high for her to jump off safely. (View Post)

It's a lemming in a teaspoon. Can anybody recommend a sauce? (View Post)

Wow. NZ spinner Ajaz Patel just took all ten India wickets.. (View Post)

He's dropped a bumshell.. I hear the Doctors are trolling him; "We're going to try to bring you out of your she.. sorry, bring your shell out of you" (View Post)