Some of my street, and the next street There was a digger outside my house at 11pm, digging up the pavement, so they are working on it. Their latest guess is power back by midday.. (View Post)

Even though they're probably all doctors, engineers and barbers.. (View Post)

What a lovely day for a power cut.. Apparently the heavy rain has somehow caused an underground fire at the end of my street I've had a text to tell me that they hope to have my power back on by… (View Post)

Peter Mandelson is an anagram of Lamented Person (View Post)

Pee-er of the realm (View Post)