I didn't realise that Frenchmen in berets cycling around the UK (mostly Wales, so they could speak Breton) selling onions - Onion Johnnies - was actually a real, common thing. No wonder I grew u… (View Post)

He didn't declare the spending properly He's being Caponed (View Post)

"So.. I guess this is the deep end?" (View Post)

I've just happily accepted a freeze on my rent for the next year, and a guaranteed fifty quid a month increase in the following year, which is about six per cent (View Post)

Sorry to hear about that But delighted to learn that you seem to have enjoyed the show as much as I did I was really surprised by how many people I saw signing in the audience before the show Then I … (View Post)