I dislocated my kneecap when I was fifteen years old My knee was a painful weather vane for more than a quarter of a century Then I walked over the Pyrenees from Girona to Perpignan a few years ago, … (View Post)

Slalom's secret CPS press conference rulebook is my favourite twist amongst the many contortions made in his defence (View Post)

I'm quite delightedly amused that the postie worked out how to find the old posts (View Post)

I started off supporting Liverpool because I was a young child who liked supporting the winners and Liverpool were that for much of eighties But I loved Dalglish even more than Liverpool, so I suppor… (View Post)

I do pass Warminster, though have no firm idea yet when I will. I'd guess at the end of day two, so about a week from now Thank you very much, hopefully I won't need help but your offer is … (View Post)