Everyone knows you need a tinfoil hat to cover security cameras. (View Post)

One thing that's rather tickled me about the latest Downing St "party" photos is the number of dolts on twitter who think there's a black bin bag being used to cover a CCTV camera… (View Post)

I should point out that I spent none of lockdown under a portrait of Thatcher. (View Post)

The picture of the PM "partying" looks like what I was doing in lockdown. (View Post)

David Davis won't be. (View Post)