My yarden [sic] is loving the weather, so long as I keep it well watered. I think I'm going to have to water it four times today. My cucumbers are growing crazily; all the ones in the pic have r… (View Post)

I like to condense things Here are my two word assessments of each candidate Truss - haziest bluster (I’ll never do better than that anagram) Sunak - Putin’s favourite Mordant - woo woo? Tugendhat - … (View Post)

When you’ve so much to be modest about.. (View Post)

Sorry if it's an old joke, but I hadn't seen it before.. (View Post)

I’m at my mate’s where I’ve been helping with gardening again (I’ve been here pretty much every weekend since I got home from my holiday in April) and I realised I hadn’t delighted you all with a rep… (View Post)