I think that the only comical thing that Starmer could manage at PMQs is if he were to answer a Farage question with “EXTERMINATE”, in his natural voice (View Post)

The report that concluded Maccabi fans should be banned does seem to be have been written with an Islamist pen; green ink may be favoured (View Post)

Even if Starmer's jokes were actually funny or original, his delivery would destroy them (View Post)

I suppose he might assume that the Tories at least come pre-vetted? (View Post)

Oh.. I missed out the quotation marks after Starmer: (View Post)