Why not call pasta with Dairylea and Pepperami carbonara? Ffs why not pasta, cheese whizz and bacon bits? In fact, fuck it. Make it all with green vegetables, soy, and almond milk I hope you enjoy it (View Post)

My total includes days off when I walk the dog, and holidays when I walk 25 miles a day I think I do closer to 2,500 steps per mile, so about 80% of your distances (View Post)

I wrote the thread years ago! I know when carbonara was invented It's old enough to he be traditional now And cream never goes in it Call your creamy pasta something else, or put it in quotation… (View Post)

Bacon, mushroom and cream sauce, with some cheddar, or parmesan if you're lucky, grated in, poured over over-cooked pasta probably has a name But it's not carbonara (View Post)

Arse to that Don't abandon all tradition That's tryhard woke (View Post)