I bought my first and only non cooking knife when I was six years old I saved up, I think, five Marks and fifty Pfennigs to buy the smallest Swiss Army penknife from the NAAFI in Rheindahlen I told t… (View Post)

I only want to be honoured after I've persuaded the King to buy Royal Mail (View Post)

I've not quite finished for Christmas, I'm working tomorrow doing parcels, but today was the last mail round It was a pretty light day for mail, so I decided to try to do a tiny little bit … (View Post)

Slalom Sir Keir will always be the Johnson Variant Wallah He tried to politicise and personalise a new strain of a virus Not long before, he rushed out to John Lewis to be pictured poignantly pointin… (View Post)

So many people want it defined Whether one considers it a vital virtue or a dogmatic danger, surely this picture more than defines - it encapsulates the very essence, perhaps even the yolk, of woke (View Post)