And Starmer would have looked appalled, rolled his eyes, tutted, sighed, and then been all holier than thou about it You KNOW that's the truth (View Post)

Can anyone imagine what Sir Keir might have said (or the face he might have pulled) if Boris had done the Kama Sutra line on him? I'm sure that you all can (View Post)

I think that the only comical thing that Starmer could manage at PMQs is if he were to answer a Farage question with “EXTERMINATE”, in his natural voice (View Post)

The report that concluded Maccabi fans should be banned does seem to be have been written with an Islamist pen; green ink may be favoured (View Post)

Even if Starmer's jokes were actually funny or original, his delivery would destroy them (View Post)