If you think morale will plummet when June 21st gets taken away, imagine what it's going to be like when it's April 2022, normal life has returned everywhere else in Europe, and we're still stuck in … (View Post)

And hence the Summer is vaporised, and at the end of it the Autumn excuses (booster jabs, flu, crap weather, schools, kids' jabs, etc. etc.) are deployed and we're kept locked up for another six mont… (View Post)

It's the 687,544th excuse to have a futile slanging match over Brexit, so of course they are. (View Post)

We could start giving people sky burials? Would do wonders for the population of scavenging birds. (View Post)

"Scrape home" may be pushing it a bit. Yes, I know, I said earlier that you couldn't be entirely sure in this day and age, but consider: Item 1: the late Dame Cheryl secured 55% of all vote… (View Post)