Ah, but if we got all the bad dog owners to eat dog shit then there'd be an avalanche of dog shit poisoning cases clogging up the hospitals, and there would have to be a dog shit lockdown. We do… (View Post)

How droll. But seriously, might Farage not get too carried away? I'm looking for a firm but fair approach to dog shit offences. The first time you don't clear up after the dog, insertion of… (View Post)

I wonder if there's an opening for a new party promising a range of really brutal punishments for the bastards who don't clear up the shit left all over the place by their rotten dogs? (View Post)

Well, Starmer still has a couple of years at least until a likely election date and hopefully he can make some progress. Another big Tory win could easily see the wounded Labour membership draw the w… (View Post)

This is a very good point, of course. Trying to sort all the under 50s into order by special pleading status would be very complicated and lead to a huge amount of outraged moaning. Think that PC Plo… (View Post)