On the subject of toast, I am someone who likes it charcoal black. I once set fire to a Novotel toaster in an effort to get it to go beyond the 'dried bread' anaemia stage (it was the third pass that… (View Post)

It's a strange expression really: "He's toast" In my book toast is a massive improvement on stale bread. (View Post)

Great insult and counter-insult from Dumbo and Knucklehead there. Brightened my day at least. (For what it's worth, I'm with Dumbo on this one; sorry Knucklehead.) (View Post)

Good grief what a heathen - a croissant in a toaster! As I regularly stayed at this Novotel they amusingly allocated a minder to keep an eye on me at breakfast for weeks after. (View Post)

She hasn't paid a bill HMRC haven't yet sent her? Outrageous! (View Post)