Ah yes sorry, I’m a bit groggy this morning. Very good. They do say a joke isn’t funny if you have to explain it but that doesn’t allow for the recipient being very dumb! (View Post)

..and modesty, don't forget your modesty! (View Post)

Benpointers guide to Scotland's travel prospects: Group D Australia v Paraguay has 'stitch-up' 'draw' written all over it, allowing both teams to qualify. Same in group F wit… (View Post)

They grew up under Margaret Thatcher; they grew up in poverty. Let's see if we can spot the connection there. (View Post)

This is a very good point - it's not instantly clear in my constituency North Dorset for example. Maybe I will have to vote Tory for the first time in my life but how do I know? If I were a bill… (View Post)