You are a fine one to talk about wining :D (View Post)

Perhaps the Russians will slip you a few vodkas? (View Post)

The statistical likelihood is that another thread will supplant this one. They are not alone (View Post)

Statistically there is a Drakeford duplicate within 10^10^115 metres. If the Universe is smaller than that then Mr Drakeford is unique. As are you ;) (View Post)

It is not an issue. We shall sent HY out with a destroyer and a couple of tactical nukes and that will take care of the problem. Alternatively, we could nuke them from orbit - it's the only way … (View Post)