I always liked the story of the signwriters who could speak no Welsh, but emailed someone on the local council to translate for them... until they put up a sign which said (in Welsh) "I am out o… (View Post)

Churchill is long dead. Obama is an ex-President. None of it matters. Move on... (View Post)

I have always suspected that the way to destroy the drugs trade is to get the government to run a nationalised version. That usually wrecks the market ;) (View Post)

I see you are still channelling your inner Harrison Ford ... :) (View Post)

Sunil hun.... I hope to find Boris a source of intense amusement over the coming weeks. I cannot see what else he might be useful for ;) (View Post)