I am sorry but King Leondamus is not available at the moment. Please leave your message after the nuclear explosion... (View Post)

Guido is Sion Simon and I claim my inflation adjusted £5 (worth £252,123,733.87 in today's money) (View Post)

JRM for Chancellor!!! I could do with some laughs! "We have decided to reintroduce Pounds, shillings and pence as Nanny says that using LSD always makes life easier to bear." (View Post)

Of course, departing Chancellors have been known to bring down PMs and Ms Truss likes to model herself on Mrs Thatcher (View Post)

Ken Clarke would be a great choice although he is not an MP any more. Perhaps elevate him to Lord Clarke of Probity and then appoint him :wink: (View Post)