Merge National Insurance and Income Tax, get rid of things like Employers NICs that encourage employers to shift people off books and there'd be no reason to have IR35 or any of that other bulls… (View Post)

I would go, but I'll be drying my hair that day. And wasn't invited. (View Post)

Liz Truss just wanted to fuck everyone. Then she became PM and did. (View Post)

It is literally the entire point of acting, to play a role that is not your own. Sheldon: You can't be Professor Proton. You're not a scientist. Wil Wheaton: Well, I was never on a starship… (View Post)

Of course roads are considerably safer now than they were when we were growing up. Much fewer fatalities, not more. (View Post)