I would go, but I'll be drying my hair that day. And wasn't invited. (View Post)

Liz Truss just wanted to fuck everyone. Then she became PM and did. (View Post)

It is literally the entire point of acting, to play a role that is not your own. Sheldon: You can't be Professor Proton. You're not a scientist. Wil Wheaton: Well, I was never on a starship… (View Post)

Of course roads are considerably safer now than they were when we were growing up. Much fewer fatalities, not more. (View Post)

Did you hear about the book Fritzl wrote about basements you can't escape from? Its going to be a big cellar. (View Post)