I understand she has asked God for a meeting immediately after St Peter lets her in. God will respond only after taking advice from Ted Heath.. (View Post)

No need to dog-whistle the kippers, tim. (View Post)

Ed should have parked in a disabled bay. What with his wrist and all. (View Post)

Good news for large depositors in Cypriot banks. President Nicos Anastasiades said the government is planning to offer citizenship to foreign depositors who lost more than €3m in the haircut that for… (View Post)

Are you sure, tim? That can't be right. The lead down to only six points? (View Post)