It was (non-financial) auditors who were the subject of the story I was told: How do you tell the difference between an auditor and a computer? The computer's the one with the personality. (View Post)

Unless things have changed a lot since my own working days, the lack of interest in training our own people is a national trait in all walks of life. Good morning, everybody. (View Post)

How long does it take for all one's cells to be completely replaced? Some would like to argue that they weren't the person who ran up all that debt. (View Post)

It wouldn't surprise me a bit, now, if the EU developed some sort of associate membership for Canada - the sort of thing it was impossible for it to develop for the UK - and then, maybe, we coul… (View Post)

Well, I would if I could but as I said, I've forgotten their identifiers. They obviously made a huge impression on me. (View Post)