Wild strawberries aren't bright red. Bright red strawberries aren't natural, we've farmed them into a form we wanted. (View Post)

Apropos that, when are you changing your PB username to Nigel_Forejoin? (View Post)

My favourite comment below: "The main problem is that all your ideas were designed to govern a society far more deserving than one you needed to be elected by." Just....wow. (View Post)

Yippee ki ay, m*therf*cker. (View Post)

Priti Patel says hi. (View Post)