No-one digs them any more. (View Post)

The innocent victims are Wrexham. They coulda (shoulda) been a contender. Justice delayed is justice denied. (View Post)

Anyone who aims to break even on the NHS should have their head examined. I've paid in hundreds of thousands over the years and taken out tuppence, and the longer that pertains the happier I sha… (View Post)

It went from being famous to being infamous, which wasn't good for business. It had notoriously narrow, hard seats - better suited to Blair's physiology than to Brown's. I'm sure … (View Post)

A chess player took out a cigar and placed it ostentatiously on the table. His opponent, a noted anti-smoker, complained. "He hasn't actually lit it," ruled the tournament director. &q… (View Post)