Swiss Guard would scare the crap out of anyone. (View Post)

"Responsibility without power" - LibDems in a Tory-led coalition. (View Post)

Dire Straits nailed it: Les boys do cabaret Les boys are glad to be gay They're not afraid now A disco bar in Germany Les boys are glad to be Upon parade now Les boys got leather straps Les boys… (View Post)

True comedy expired with Bob Monkhouse. I want to die in my sleep like my Grandad, not screaming in terror like his passengers. (View Post)

Return to Moscow, please. (View Post)