When I drove the Great Ocean Road a few years ago there was a coach full of Chinese tourists around every corner and a dozen in every parking lot. They wouldn't be human if they didn't star… (View Post)

The latest safe word is Telekommunikationsnetzausbaubeschleunigungsgesetz. (View Post)

The problem being that workers must produce greater value than the cost of employing them, otherwise it's futile. It's depressing to realise that a substantial chunk of our population will … (View Post)

I have a film script idea in which the Russians hack into Musk's email and send a message to every CIA agent asking them what they're up to these days. Is it too credible to be exciting? (View Post)

I lied on my CV to get a factory job, omitting O-levels, A-levels and a degree. It did the trick but it was hard to sustain the pretence on the shop floor for 40 hours a week. (View Post)