Or if they are rightly moved to tears by the pathos of people who devote their young lives to an activity as unproductive and futile as synchronised jumping off a plank. (View Post)

My favo(u)rite US verb-noun is Burgle>Burglar>Burglarize, presumably leading to Burglarizer sooner or later. (View Post)

I'd never have the nerve to ask a girl if she liked bono. Truly, fortune favours the brave. (View Post)

Any pensioner calculating his net worth shouldn't overlook his teeth. I was informed today that I may need two implants which, of course, causes me to gnash them even harder. (View Post)

How old is the average pensioner? 75 maybe. How long have they got? Perhaps 10 years. So the WFA clawback is going to cost them about £2500 altogether. It's going to cost non-pensioners twice as… (View Post)