Now, I'm liberal, but to a degree I want ev'rybody to be free But I'd draw the line at posters who call for other posters to be banned. (View Post)

Adolf wouldn't find it quite so easy to get the Labour nomination as he might have done two years ago. (View Post)

Saw Mrs T at a tree-planting ceremony in her constituency. A hole had been dug, a decorous sapling standing by, and a silver spoon to sprinkle compost on the roots. "That's not deep enough,… (View Post)

A sage once observed that 90 percent of politicians give the rest a bad reputation. (View Post)

When I first visited the US in 1978 there were two types of cheese available: "American" (which looked and tasted like soap) and "Swiss" (which was American with holes in it). (View Post)