I did wonder if there might be a business opportunity for a lapel badge saying 'my poppy is on my Barbour'. Alternatively, "I bought a poppy but it fell off". (View Post)

So does her name. (View Post)

I've never seen a £50 note. What would it look like? How would I know if it was real? Do they still print 500 Euro notes as a convenience for gangsters? (View Post)

Barclaycard sent me a Platinum which I cut up and returned. I had no desire to flaunt my wealth in front of check-out girls. Nowadays I do my own checking out and the girl just stands there, poised t… (View Post)

What to we want? Cambridge train. When do we want it? 21:45. (View Post)