I'd never have the nerve to ask a girl if she liked bono. Truly, fortune favours the brave. (View Post)

Any pensioner calculating his net worth shouldn't overlook his teeth. I was informed today that I may need two implants which, of course, causes me to gnash them even harder. (View Post)

How old is the average pensioner? 75 maybe. How long have they got? Perhaps 10 years. So the WFA clawback is going to cost them about £2500 altogether. It's going to cost non-pensioners twice as much. (View Post)

What other strict liability offences are there? Is there no permissible defence or mitigation? Might this be construed as a touch oppressive? (View Post)

My modest proposal is to turn HS2 into a metro line straddled by a longitudinal city two miles wide and 150 miles long. That would leave the rest of the country free for planting spuds, grazing sheep… (View Post)