Hardly a day goes by without bell weather, enormity and shoe-in getting a mention round here. (View Post)

The problem with History is they keep adding to it at both ends. Hardly a day goes by without a bloke with a metal detector inadvertently revising our knowledge of the past. (View Post)

That's a typical problem with yachts. It helps to have one leg shorter than the other. (View Post)

"Come lunchtime we stop: for a cruise on Corroboree Billabong, with its 200 species of bird, from cormorants, to egrets and ospreys, to huge red-black jibaru storks which delicately walk the ree… (View Post)

Flying is what fish do when they think no-one's looking. (View Post)