"Man accused of possessing an Easter egg claims police planted it on him." Next week's news. Why wait? (View Post)

Druidic fundamentalists believe the stones should be set permanently to Stonehenge Mean Time as both GMT and BST are undesirable anachronisms. (View Post)

"Or when I'm 91 with silver hair and sitting in a barber's chair may rival gangsters with hamfisted tommyguns burst in and give me a short back and insides" -Roger McGough: Let me… (View Post)

I hesitate to carp at a time like this, but has anyone yet unravelled the ambiguity behind "only go to work if it's essential"? Is it the work that's deemed essential or the journ… (View Post)

Stable, but grim, in Italy. Hope the situation gets better for them soon. ...... blockquote snafu ..... I hate to sound cynical, but whether we're talking about Italy, Iran, China, USA or the UK… (View Post)