Anyone with even the most tenuous connection with Welsh agriculture (one of my uncles was a monoglot hill farmer in Merioneth) understands the annual Royal Welsh Show to be one of the most important … (View Post)

Or if they are rightly moved to tears by the pathos of people who devote their young lives to an activity as unproductive and futile as synchronised jumping off a plank. (View Post)

My favo(u)rite US verb-noun is Burgle>Burglar>Burglarize, presumably leading to Burglarizer sooner or later. (View Post)

I'd never have the nerve to ask a girl if she liked bono. Truly, fortune favours the brave. (View Post)

Any pensioner calculating his net worth shouldn't overlook his teeth. I was informed today that I may need two implants which, of course, causes me to gnash them even harder. (View Post)