We should see the word "asseveration" more often. Especially on here. (View Post)

Or, indeed, "What's a pager?" I used to drink in a pub across the road from a hospital. Several times each evening a bleeper would go off, whereupon the owner would stand up, down his pint,… (View Post)

As a matter of fact it's all dark. (View Post)

“If you'd seen these roads before they were made You'd lift up your hands and bless General Wade” (View Post)

Surely a Labour-voting constituency would welcome migrants? I'm confident the good folk of Warwick and Leamington are anxious to do their bit. (View Post)