I thought boatloads of potential care workers arrive in Kent on every tide. What more do they want? (View Post)

It ran away to Wales and lived happily ever after. (View Post)

I wish Amazon would use my postie for deliveries. At least he knows where I live. Instead they seem to use guys who range all over the Midlands and beyond, so it's hardly surprising they can't find a… (View Post)

Back in my hitch-hiking days I had a lift in one of those things from Colchester to Chelmsford. Getting out was even harder than getting in. (View Post)

The could also split the answer between immigrants and Native Americans. (View Post)