I've come to the conclusion that if Europe wants my hard-earned cash they can stop treating me like dirt at the airport. Meanwhile we're off to Sussex next week and Kielder Forest in August. (View Post)

'As rich as creosote' is an old PB meme stretching back several generations. Someone tried to type 'rich as Croesus' but it came out as 'rich as creases'. Everyone found… (View Post)

Totally agree with this and with your previous comment. It's an absurd way to replace a sitting PM in a parliamentary democracy - worse than a referendum, which at least is open to the whole ele… (View Post)

"Boris Johnson - My Part in his Downfall" would be an apt title for the autobiography. (View Post)

"an ill-favoured thing, sir, but mine own" (View Post)