On topic... Assuming everyone lies to pollsters I have a fiver on NOM at 32. I'll enjoy the anticipation all day tomorrow - which is in itself a decent return for £5 - and if I win I'll pos… (View Post)

Apart from Worcestershire, of course, who are obliged to seek refuge at an outground every time it rains in mid-Wales. (View Post)

Every member of the force Has a watch and chain ... of course (View Post)

Try telling the ECB. Their position seems to be that cricket is a dreadful waste of time and should be over as soon as possible. (View Post)

We were staying in Creuse (Dun-le-Palestel) the night Princess Diana was killed. In the bakery on Sunday morning the locals lined up to offer condolences, which I solemnly accepted on behalf of the n… (View Post)