The people of Wrexham don't want to be ruled by Cardiff. They'll just about put up with London, but Vladivostok would be better still. (View Post)

Good to see you up and about. (View Post)

Don't blame you. There's a valiant attempt to elucidate it here: https://english.stackexchange.com/questions/400598/what-does-this-insult-mean-your-wife-sir-under-the-pretense-of-keeping-a-… (View Post)

"Your wife, sir, under the pretense of keeping a bawdy house, is a receiver of stolen goods." Well, it was considered frightfully amusing in Johnson's day. Wouldn't be original no… (View Post)

I went to watch the result with some Labour-supporting friends so I thought I ought to take a bottle of champagne. At 2am I said "shall we drink it, anyway?". Dirty looks all round. (View Post)