Register office for Mrs Soup and me, followed by a slap-up lunch with our two witnesses. Lasted 40 years (and counting). (View Post)

Vernon Bogdanor said Cameron was the cleverest student he'd ever taught. Imagine how all the other Brasenose boys must have squirmed when they read that. (View Post)

There's a fabulous u/g car park in Bloomsbury Square, WC1, in the shape of a double helix. You drive round and round and down and down and slowly you realise you're climbing and, before you… (View Post)

Why bother educating children when we can import graduates from abroad? (View Post)

"He's just trying to be friendly. And so is the dog." (View Post)